The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill...

"Whatever part of your body it is. Just lay it on the radio. It not only moves, it removes - dig? "

(Apparently, it makes you smarter too! )

So why is this happening?

VIOLENCE IN VOGUE?

That's right. Apparently, violence is now in vogue!

Which begs the question: "does it come in JaGoFF yellow?"

DETROIT ROCK CITY!!

Last year, after being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, the Sex Pistols slammed Hall of Fame voters as "music industry people," and skipped the induction ceremony calling it "a piss stain" - The statement read: "Your museum. Urine in wine. Were (sic) not coming. Were (sic) not your monkey and so what?"

Just one more reason they were
dead on.

MILLIONS OF ARTISTS LIVES SAVED!

The inventor of instant raman noodles died today at the age of 98...
without this staple food stuff, the entire artistic community would have starved to death long ago.

... for better or for worse.

BUSINESS AS USUAL

The British pop chart will undergo one of the biggest shake-ups since its inception 54 years ago on Sunday when any song downloaded from the Internet will be able to compete for the number one single spot due to the fact that downloads now far outstrip over-the-counter sales.

Ironically, major label CEOs are complaining that uniform pricing policies are unfair for artists even though digital can be a raw deal for artists to begin with.

In fact, "signed" artists can suffer from an overall reduction in income of 85% if all of their fans buy through digital download services rather than buying CDs at the record store.

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Support indie music or be force-fed crap.

JaGoFF.
Download it. Burn it. Share it.
if you dig on it...
Buy it. Burn it. Share it.

And the winner is...

drumroll please...

A New Years Resolution

...one that you can actually keep!