BACK TO SCHOOL

Thanks to one of our best friends (and official JaGoFF photographer) Mr. Phat Tony, we got seriously schooled in the funk for the second day in a row - this time by Chi-town legend Herbie Hancock at the Chicago Symphony Center last night.


Check out this classic clip from 1974 if you want to get funked like never before.

(...oh, and don't forget clean underwear!)

Like Mama always said...

If it itches, don't scratch. It will only make it worse!

Urine the system...

It takes a village.

You've got the right

...to remain silent.

Any more spinning & we'll puke

Here's a small sampling of today's headlines regarding the state of Iraq:

Iraqi governor assassinated
Iraqi governor killed in roadside bombing
Progress in Iraq extremely disappointing -- US ambassador
US envoy says Iraq making poor political progress
US envoy unhappy with Iraq's progress
Female troop deaths in Iraq on pace to top record
'Maliki Government Non-Functional,' Says Armed Services Committee ...
Military Looking At Withdrawal Plans For Iraq
Two Senators Call for New Leader in Iraq
US officials call for al-Maliki to quit
US increases pressure on Iraqi prime minister
Iraqi PM blamed for deadly stalemate
Al-Maliki fails; it's time for new leader in Iraq
Iraq options focus on reducing US role
US senator urges Iraqi PM to quit
Levin, Warner pessimistic on Iraq
Sens. Warner, Levin: a bleak assessment of Iraq's government

Then there's FOX:
Positive Surge Results Don't Quell Calls for Iraq Withdrawal

'nuff said.

Close (to the Edit)

In fact, a little too close!

(We realize that was a pretty obscure reference so for those of you who haven't had the pleasure, check this blast from the past out)

Never Mind Common Sence

Here's the Sex Pistol.

A sad day in music...

Legendary jazz drummer Max Roach has died at the age of 83. May he rest in peace.

The full story is here.

Dirty Mind...

vs. the the cleaning machine!

Flashlight!

Shine it on the what?!!?

REACH OUT

...and slug someone!

WHEN STARS CRASH!

...and we're not talking about LiLo!

Really?!!?

Tell us something we didn't know.

Hopefully it holds true with other things too!

UNLIMITED SECURITY APPARATUS (part II)

Thank God!

Now we feel safe!

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."


-Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759
US author, diplomat, inventor, physicist, politician, & printer (1706 - 1790)

This just in!

Do want the bad news first or the good - okay, so it's all bad...

But really, that all depends on who you ask.

Frankenstyle!

More human than human?

How 'bout: more goat than goat!

Who's hungry?

mm mm MMM! - DELICIOUS!!

Must be somethin' in the water!

Part II