MISSING STRAP ON !!!!!

On Halloween night's Fetish Ball show , somebody walked off with our 2 foot, flesh colored strap-on at the end of the night (at the Note in Chicago). If you should see it walking down the street, you are being alerted to call the authorities immediately. Do not approach as it has been known to be armed and dangerous.

Seriously though, if somebody has it, get back to us as it has been our mascot and a "member" of the band for the better part of 3 years. Our dancers are beside themselves with grief and are beyond consoling.

Thanks in advance.

Keep us in your thoughts,
JaGoFF