Looks like crap
and sounds like crap
then it must be crap.
(or at least smell as good as another dog's ass).
Sunday, March 18, 2007
Saturday, March 17, 2007
FREAKEND : FLESH FOR FANTASY / MIAMI - SOLD OUT!!!
FREAKEND : FLESH FOR FANTASY :
March 23 -25th / MIAMI
SOLD OUT!!!
Following the success of last year's over the top, raunch fest, FREAKEND : MIAMI has invited JaGoFF back again. This year's outing is scheduled on land for the first 24 hours and day 2 takes us into international waters ... so bring plenty of sun-screen and and all of your favorite toys. Expect massive booty, bass and even more booty - it's gonna be a dripping wet, pretty mess.
For those members attending here's the lowdown n' dirty:
------------------------------------------
Featuring :
JaGoFF performing LIVE
w/ - Lady J &. Teacher's Pet strappin' on the big boss.
Fetish Fashion Show.
Erotic Ball.
Naked sushi buffet.
The legendary banana eating contest.
Cherry Jello Wrestling Smackdown
w/ guest referee Dildo: The World's Happiest Clown.
A naughty buffet of Honey, Strawberries, Whipped Cream, Banannas, Chocolate Syrup, Cherries, Cucumbers & Ice Cubes will be provided for your delicious pleasure. It's all you can eat - Hope your hungry. ;)
12" inch bootytech marathon.
PLUS, everything that you have come to know and love in one deliciously discreet and sinfully secluded location.
---------------------------------
Fri, March 23rd:
7PM - Gates Open.
8PM-10PM - Lick to get to know you better & Naked Sushi Buffet
10PM - Gates close. Let the festivities begin.
11PM - Jello Wrestling Smackdown.
1AM - JaGoFF
2AM - Fetish Fashion Show
3AM - ? Bootytech until sunrise.
---------------------------------
Sat, March 24th:
10AM - Breakfast is served.
12PM - All aboard The Love Boat
1PM - The Love Boat leaves for open sea.
3PM - Meet your NEW Mommy.
8PM - Festish Ball until sunrise.
11PM - JaGoFF performs
---------------------------------
Sun, March 25th:
9AM - Freakend arrives back on land.
GO HOME.
What to bring:
--------------------------
Sunscreen
Lotion (all flavors)
Latex (all colors)
Toys (all sizes)
Extra batteries (rechargable = better)
Spurs Chaps
Stirrups Straps
Whips
Clips
Clamps
10 Gallon Hats!
any & all toys welcome.
--------------------------
Once the gates lock at 10PM, no entry will be allowed. Members are welcome to leave at anytime, however there is no re-entry. No exceptions.
As always, Freakend is a themed, MEMBERS ONLY EVENT, 21 and OVER and NO CAMERAS PLEASE (this includes cellphones!). What happens at Freakend, stays at Freakend. Sorry, ONLY TICKET HOLDING MEMBERS will be allowed entry. Their rules, not ours. See your A$$E$ there.
We're gonna FUNK you up!
March 23 -25th / MIAMI
SOLD OUT!!!
Following the success of last year's over the top, raunch fest, FREAKEND : MIAMI has invited JaGoFF back again. This year's outing is scheduled on land for the first 24 hours and day 2 takes us into international waters ... so bring plenty of sun-screen and and all of your favorite toys. Expect massive booty, bass and even more booty - it's gonna be a dripping wet, pretty mess.
For those members attending here's the lowdown n' dirty:
------------------------------------------
Featuring :
JaGoFF performing LIVE
w/ - Lady J &. Teacher's Pet strappin' on the big boss.
Fetish Fashion Show.
Erotic Ball.
Naked sushi buffet.
The legendary banana eating contest.
Cherry Jello Wrestling Smackdown
w/ guest referee Dildo: The World's Happiest Clown.
A naughty buffet of Honey, Strawberries, Whipped Cream, Banannas, Chocolate Syrup, Cherries, Cucumbers & Ice Cubes will be provided for your delicious pleasure. It's all you can eat - Hope your hungry. ;)
12" inch bootytech marathon.
PLUS, everything that you have come to know and love in one deliciously discreet and sinfully secluded location.
---------------------------------
Fri, March 23rd:
7PM - Gates Open.
8PM-10PM - Lick to get to know you better & Naked Sushi Buffet
10PM - Gates close. Let the festivities begin.
11PM - Jello Wrestling Smackdown.
1AM - JaGoFF
2AM - Fetish Fashion Show
3AM - ? Bootytech until sunrise.
---------------------------------
Sat, March 24th:
10AM - Breakfast is served.
12PM - All aboard The Love Boat
1PM - The Love Boat leaves for open sea.
3PM - Meet your NEW Mommy.
8PM - Festish Ball until sunrise.
11PM - JaGoFF performs
---------------------------------
Sun, March 25th:
9AM - Freakend arrives back on land.
GO HOME.
What to bring:
--------------------------
Sunscreen
Lotion (all flavors)
Latex (all colors)
Toys (all sizes)
Extra batteries (rechargable = better)
Spurs Chaps
Stirrups Straps
Whips
Clips
Clamps
10 Gallon Hats!
any & all toys welcome.
--------------------------
Once the gates lock at 10PM, no entry will be allowed. Members are welcome to leave at anytime, however there is no re-entry. No exceptions.
As always, Freakend is a themed, MEMBERS ONLY EVENT, 21 and OVER and NO CAMERAS PLEASE (this includes cellphones!). What happens at Freakend, stays at Freakend. Sorry, ONLY TICKET HOLDING MEMBERS will be allowed entry. Their rules, not ours. See your A$$E$ there.
We're gonna FUNK you up!
Friday, March 16, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
That a boy (part 2)
This is the latest installment in our ongoing series of heart-warming stories like this one, that make us want to spread our seed.
Any takers???
Any takers???
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
READING BETWEEN THE LINES
After past trials in the areas of music , advertising, gaming and even spam ... there is new evidence that subliminal advertising works.
in that case ...
!!! yenom su dnes dna DC ruo yuB
in that case ...
!!! yenom su dnes dna DC ruo yuB
Thursday, March 8, 2007
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