Better sex

no, after you.

What's purple, wrinkled and limp?

Free speech giveth and free speech taketh away.
... it's always best to nip it in the bud.

Tastes like chicken...

Our fastfood overlords have just completed building the first ever brand logo visable from outer-space. Despite the claims, we do believe that it has been done before - and you can see how far it got "that other planet". To be honest, it is not really that difficult, as you can see JaGoFF constructed one a while back.

So we wonder... when the aliens come to kick and consume our fat asses, will they think that we taste like chicken?

This is truly, THE proudest moment in human history.

JaGoFF currently "FEATURED ARTIST" on UBL

JaGoFF is currently "Featured Artist" on UBL... showcasing the single "Seven Second Delay" (Click to download the mp3) .

Many thanks to the music editors for the pick.

God Bless America

Fearless Radio's 2nd Anniversary Bash

We will be playing Fearless Radio's 2nd Anniversary Bash this Sat @ The Note in Chicago. Also performing on the bill are The Cankles, MARZ & Reptoids.

If you need any more coaxing to get your ass off the couch and come on out and join us, look no further than our last throw-down with these freaks. It should be a blast, looking forward to seeing you all out.

For more details click here.

Karma's a bitch

Be careful what you sell online.
Don't let THIS happen to you.

Yeah, karma is a bitch.
Too funny.