Better sex

no, after you.

What's purple, wrinkled and limp?

Free speech giveth and free speech taketh away.
... it's always best to nip it in the bud.

Tastes like chicken...

Our fastfood overlords have just completed building the first ever brand logo visable from outer-space. Despite the claims, we do believe that it has been done before - and you can see how far it got "that other planet". To be honest, it is not really that difficult, as you can see JaGoFF constructed one a while back.

So we wonder... when the aliens come to kick and consume our fat asses, will they think that we taste like chicken?

This is truly, THE proudest moment in human history.